Take It While It's Hot

Get your big hair and crazy dance moves on and

get back into the 80's with Sweet Sensation, basically a premature version of TLC.
The video!



The shirt!

What's New, Pussycat ?

Now that Tom Jones reportedly insured his chest hair for 7$ million, you might consider stocking up on all TJ memorabilia, as the prices might be skyrocketing into oblivion too.

No better start than this T-shirt*.

*chest hair coming out optional.

Crapenstine's Day

For all you lonely ladies out there who fear the social trauma
that Valentine's day might cause,
I bring you the solution!

You can now claim you spent the night in bed
with your own personal 4 oiled-up studs
and you won't even have to lie about it.

Oh and, I'll take the dark-haired one in the center, thanks.

Get your male bimbo on here.

Raisin' Hell

I've always been obsessed with fake bands. For some reason I think it's thanks to Rocklopedia Fakebandica . One of my favorite bands on there must be the California Raisins, an 80's Claymation band.

They did commercials with lots of big stars like Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye (Heard It Through The Grapevine, ha!) and of course that other great piece of Claymation work : Michael Jackson.



Pretend you've always loved the Raisins and get the shirt here.