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S&M T-shirts for beginners

2008-05-06T16:49:00.000-07:00

An (International!) Mister Leather T-shirtfrom 1988 seems like a good start no ?
Only thing better would be the female version, but until then I can only hope it once belonged to this leather lover.

Get booted .
Or get the shirt.

Rap 'n down the STD's

2008-03-11T13:06:00.000-07:00

During one of my usual searches on eBay, I stumbled on this :

After careful research (AKA Googling), I found out it was probably a promo shirt for the 1992 movie.

I failed to find any clips or trailer of it, BUT I did find this strange STD awareness, pro condom use rap video (?!)

Rap it down yourself

Buff is the stuff

2008-03-09T11:25:00.000-07:00

He looks like beefy version of George Michael, but somehow ended up with a nickname ripped off from Puff Daddy/Diddy.

The man's 'real' name is Buff Bagwell, he's a professional wrestler and I am going to marry him.
Of course his theme song will be playing at our wedding ceremony.

Check it out here :

"I'm Buff, I'm the stuff, and the girls can't get enough."

You can now proudly wear this strange species on your chest!
(I think I'm going to buy it myself)

Take It While It's Hot

2008-02-27T12:22:00.000-08:00

Get your big hair and crazy dance moves on and

get back into the 80's with Sweet Sensation, basically a premature version of TLC.
The video!

The shirt!

What's New, Pussycat ?

2008-02-14T15:59:00.000-08:00

Now that Tom Jones reportedly insured his chest hair for 7$ million, you might consider stocking up on all TJ memorabilia, as the prices might be skyrocketing into oblivion too.

No better start than this T-shirt*.

*chest hair coming out optional.

Crapenstine's Day

2008-02-14T09:29:00.002-08:00

For all you lonely ladies out there who fear the social trauma
that Valentine's day might cause,
I bring you the solution!

You can now claim you spent the night in bed
with your own personal 4 oiled-up studs
and you won't even have to lie about it.

Oh and, I'll take the dark-haired one in the center, thanks.

Get your male bimbo on here.

Raisin' Hell

2008-02-10T15:53:00.000-08:00

I've always been obsessed with fake bands. For some reason I think it's thanks to Rocklopedia Fakebandica . One of my favorite bands on there must be the California Raisins, an 80's Claymation band.

They did commercials with lots of big stars like Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye (Heard It Through The Grapevine, ha!) and of course that other great piece of Claymation work : Michael Jackson.

Pretend you've always loved the Raisins and get the shirt here.

Nose alert - Do The Humpty

2008-01-21T14:48:00.000-08:00

The nose, the eyes, the hands. Pretty much everything about this t-shirt creeps me out, but shit when you figure out it's old Humpty with his weird dance, you know this shirt is a rare gem.

Grab it here

Watch the amazing Humpty here :